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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
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Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
No go.
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share office space ...
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids