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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Distinctio minus aut doloribus vero minima ut vitae.

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Apple Now Selling Refurbished M4 MacBook Air Models - MacRumors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

No go.

Nvidia Stock Gains. What’s Driving the Chip Maker. - Barron's

share office space ...

So they tried

FAA will restrict flights at Newark airport through end of year - NJ.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Reds’ Elly De La Cruz, Mariners reliever Trent Thornton fall ill while playing in extreme heat - Yahoo Sports

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

7 Cereals to Eat for Better Gut Health, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Vanessa Bryant Denies Pregnancy Rumors with Rihanna Meme on Instagram - Bleacher Report

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

My son flunked his road test because he was driving a Tesla, dad says - NJ.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids